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Sargon of Akkad

AKA Carl Benjamin is an English Youtuber, political commentator and former political candidate/milkshake target.

Formerly an aspiring edgelord, he has since stopped using really naughty words, shedded and shredded his nerd weight and read lots of articles and books to become a based chad, though he has retained his neckbeard. Currently he runs the LotusEaters podcast. He has used his knowledge of basic reasoning and common sense to shit on: Anita Sarkeesian, Jess Phillips, Akilah Hughes, intersectionality, critical race theory, Islamic fundamentalism and wokeism, to name but a few.

I bet they wish they had just let him play video games now.

For the old ruler of the Akkadian Empire, try a proper source.
Ha ha ha, look what they've done, it's the motherfuckin' Sargon of Akkad.
by Yorkshire Pirate January 21, 2022
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sargon derangement syndrome

Sargon Derangement Syndrome is essentially Trump Derangement Syndrome, but with Sargon of Akkad instead of Donald Trump.
Why does he have such a severe case of Sargon Derangement Syndrome?
by J5asddd June 30, 2018
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Stargate

1. A number of shitty versions of the exact same show. Representing just how boring a show can get with traits such as horrible acting, nerdy characters, really bad writing and fake shitty looking aliens.

It has been reported that people have used it to torcher there victims, even within seconds of the show starting the victim will have blood running from there eyes. In some casses there has been seizures if watched for long periods of time such as 30 seconds

In some very rare cases people have died instantly,
if u were lucky enough to have survived watching it, You would have turned into a huge nerd.

Stargate can also be used as the word shit and/or crap
Wow look at that Hyundai Excel it sure is a stargate.

Im going to the toilet to do a stargate.
by beauty man January 11, 2011
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Stargazing

In the tampon fandom; To have sex outside under that stars.
Laura & Carmilla were stargazing in Season 2 episode 5.
by LostInFandoms June 23, 2015
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Stargazing

when you tell your parents that you are attending your friend's 'birthday party' while all invited guests are really down at the beach playing spin the stick and making out with eachother. also, when some of your friends decide to 'sidestep' for the males attending this party and later feel extreme regret for this decision. ;-)
Jp told his parents we were at the beach stargazing, while in fact everybody was making out with eachother and sidestepping.
by Breezy2917 January 2, 2006
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snarg

I was picking my nose, and flicked a snarg at my brother.
by rage50 January 21, 2010
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stargazer

a cute jersey chick you meet at the bar, who falls while skiing. she is however pretty dam awesome.
i met this awesome stargazer at the mountain this week
by ceasar palace June 17, 2012
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