The rapid voluntary rearranging of people at a crowded coffee shop when a seat becomes available near an electrical outlet where laptops, cell phones, etc., can be charged.
Dude: ...so, I told her, hey, you'll never get to Hollywood if you...
Dudette: Oh, wait! They're leaving from that table in the corner. My laptop battery's almost dead. Time for the Starbucks shuffle!
Dudette: Oh, wait! They're leaving from that table in the corner. My laptop battery's almost dead. Time for the Starbucks shuffle!
by icuddabeenacontender October 11, 2010
by Imakebullshit August 04, 2024
In reference to the buttocks of a basic white girl who typically wears yoga pants, leggings, or short gym shorts while visiting a Starbucks.
There’s a long line because of all the Starbucks booty in here.
(Sees a group of mom’s running with strollers) Look at all that Starbucks booty!
My girlfriend doesn’t have a donk but she got a cute Starbucks booty.
(Sees a group of mom’s running with strollers) Look at all that Starbucks booty!
My girlfriend doesn’t have a donk but she got a cute Starbucks booty.
by Dat Aaaayyyyhhhh June 03, 2020
by Personwholives January 09, 2015
A boy with a very little pepperoni pizza in his pants. Who likes to play the mouth fiddle. Dittle little. Smear in his pants.
Hey Cooper Starbucks, want to go to Starbucks? And get a coffee?
Cooper; ya can I get some ch ch ch ch ch ch
Starbucks Employee; fucking spit it out shit head
Cooper; ya can I get some ch ch ch ch ch ch
Starbucks Employee; fucking spit it out shit head
by BigZinmypants July 14, 2022
Sophie Pains @ O' linda Starbucks Frap 96345 is so basic like factory settings
by Nagisa1k May 14, 2022
The not popular meme of going into a Starbucks and getting a venti, latte, etc. and slamming it on the Starbucks table/Floor. And then saying that "CHICKFILA IS BETTER THAN YOUR STUPID DRINKS." and start stomping on the coffee.
by burn your fat January 08, 2025