spank the sponge

Female masturbation, similar to spank the monkey, but with a ladies front bottom/twat.
the action of doing so is simply spanking the sponge.

Girl: stop teasing!
Boy: you want it baby?
Girl: oh yes, spank the sponge!

by benny the boy April 16, 2007

Sponge Bob

A little square piece of shit that no one knows how he got here. A show everybody likes because it's inapropro.

Old Man: Sponge Bob is a tampon in a girls bikini bottom

by beardog124 April 27, 2016

Fun Sponge

Someone who won't do something because they are afraid of what others may think about them!

Fun Sponge = girl at party who will not ride mechanical bull cause she has a dress on...who is offered shorts and who conveniently forgets to tell you she has pants in the car...

by Fizzlefest host August 20, 2012

Cunt Sponge

An insult.

Defined, it's a sponge used to soak up cunt juices - mainly the cunts own 'lubrication'.

Ergo, the person the insult is fired at is the sponge.

You fuking cunt sponge!

by Maryy December 27, 2007

fuck sponge

Another usless person on the internet that just takes up good bandwidth by downloading or uploading garbage.

That fuck sponge must be downloading the fuckin internet creating all this lag!

by Capri388 April 17, 2003

Fun Sponge

Those lame people who don't go out and soak up all the fun and energy.

Oh my god, ellie holden is such a fun sponge. She literally sucks the life from her more fun friends!

by Fruitykid November 4, 2011

Tassel Sponge

Look At Banana Hammok

see banana hamok

by kriss January 23, 2004