Arse Spider

A horrible piece of crusty shit normally found clinging for dear life onto your arse hairs.

Fuck man, I took an epic dump last night, and now I've got a colony of arse spiders.

by cybertenchi May 27, 2009

spider vagina

When your vagina can detach itself from your body and attach itself to a penis

Ewwwwwww, Selena has a spider vagina

by Mr.Smoov March 16, 2016

Spider fingers

Slang word for Arachnodactyly. Extremely long fingers are side effects along with long toes. Helpful power up when fingering girls and fielding in cricket.

"I wish I had spider fingers like Rick"

by no-one likes him April 18, 2019

spider-puss

A spider-puss is when the female chooses not to shave her virgina for many months, thus making it a matty clumb of hair. Very simular to a tangled spiders web.

When going down on one's girlfriend, lover or just a one night stand you notice she has been.....well growing her bush for a while"Oh my god love, Is that a tangled web I see before me or are you just growing a spider-puss"

by THEONE1978 August 25, 2009

Tickle the Spider

When them wriggling fingers tickle just right.

Don't be a spider tickling virgin.

Tickle the spider - make him laugh! Make him cry with laughter!

Spiders don't cry, dumbass.

They will!

by HUFFDOGGYDOG February 10, 2017

Bum spider

Where a clump of poo gets stuck to your anal hair. You grab hold of said poo and pull it until it is removed. The poo takes with it a number of anal hairs during the removal which when placed in the palm of your hand looks like a spider. This is now a bum spider and can be used to chase your mates around and you will get similar reactions as if it was a normal spider.

Look at the size of this bum spider I just took out of my ass crack.

by Northern1000 January 9, 2018

spider fucker

Someone who continuously says they're going to do something but doesn't. Particularly poignant in regards to the purchasing of vehicles.

Ryan that spider fucker still hasn't bought a motard.

by Cptcrob April 21, 2018