by sextionaryist November 25, 2016
When a man stands while saluting in cold weather whilst his penis is frozen, a girl sits on her hand and when it is numb she then proceeds to jack him off. When the semen comes out, the girl puts it in a plastic bag and throws it into a freezer and makes him eat it.
My taste buds are tasting funny, I think its because I did a muscular soldier with my girl last night.
by El Hacedor De Lluvia February 18, 2016
The soldier lying outside of Kraid's lair in Super Metroid. He has a lot of green bugs feasting on him.
The dead soldier played no vital role to the story, but somehow became popular among the Super Metroid forum of GameFAQs. The Nintendo equivilent of The Green Biker Dude.
by Durango September 08, 2006
by NO2ah July 26, 2008
a "foot" fetish to please a homosexual. When a man inserts his entire foot up another man's asshole.
The faggot loved feet so much that he would pay men (foot soldiers) to shove their feet up his ass. He screamed in agonizing pain as Henry's toes cracked through his rectum.
by steven dalal May 05, 2005
A consensual act in which two men scissor bungholes, and from which neither party experiences any sexual pleasure whatsoever
by §talos the N¡hil!st June 09, 2018
by Brittiany March 14, 2003