When a man stands while saluting in cold weather whilst his penis is frozen, a girl sits on her hand and when it is numb she then proceeds to jack him off. When the semen comes out, the girl puts it in a plastic bag and throws it into a freezer and makes him eat it.
My taste buds are tasting funny, I think its because I did a muscular soldier with my girl last night.
by El Hacedor De Lluvia September 8, 2016

The soldier lying outside of Kraid's lair in Super Metroid. He has a lot of green bugs feasting on him.
The dead soldier played no vital role to the story, but somehow became popular among the Super Metroid forum of GameFAQs. The Nintendo equivilent of The Green Biker Dude.
by Durango September 8, 2006

by NO2ah August 22, 2008

a "foot" fetish to please a homosexual. When a man inserts his entire foot up another man's asshole.
The faggot loved feet so much that he would pay men (foot soldiers) to shove their feet up his ass. He screamed in agonizing pain as Henry's toes cracked through his rectum.
by steven dalal May 5, 2005

A consensual act in which two men scissor bungholes, and from which neither party experiences any sexual pleasure whatsoever
by §talos the N¡hil!st June 14, 2018

by Brittiany March 14, 2003

Laura fished the crumply cigarette softpack from her purse. "My last cigarette, and it's a dead soldier," she sighed.
by Memphis Belle March 31, 2010
