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night smoothie

Unrelenting, obnoxious noise (often from a loud household appliance) between the hours of 10pm and 7am due to a roommates obliviousness and general selfishness - typically relating to their lack of a frontal lobe.
Fucking Sue is making a night smoothie again. *three minutes later* This night smoothie sure is getting in the way of my studying.
by Dixnballs March 15, 2017
mugGet the night smoothiemug.

Planet smoothie

A place where they sell blended fruit drinks and have the hottest young employees!!!!
I want to see some girls and get a smoothie at the same time I know where to go! Planet smoothie
by Epictailz January 25, 2017
mugGet the Planet smoothiemug.

ass smoothie

when one proceeds to insert fruit in to a womans rectum then preforming anal sex and putting it in a glass and drinking it
yo my friend George preformed an ass smoothie on Jessica
by teeth wrinkles December 31, 2021
mugGet the ass smoothiemug.

Smoothie

"Sally gave me the best smoothie last night."
by Slangninjaninjaninja November 14, 2016
mugGet the Smoothiemug.

Aarav Smoothie

A smoothie made with the semen of a group of men.
We were bored so we decided to make an Aarav Smoothie and give it to our friend as a joke.
by emailbackups September 24, 2025
mugGet the Aarav Smoothiemug.

major smoothie meltdown

When working at a smoothie shop and having backed up blenders, smoothies that wont blend and worst of all: exploding smoothies. Must be simultaneous to be classified as a major smoothie meltdown. It's known to induce panic attacks and suicidal thoughts
I need backup, stat! We're having a major smoothie meltdown!
by ihatesmoothies November 13, 2011
mugGet the major smoothie meltdownmug.

Smoothies

A pair of shaved or waxed testicles, ideally prepared for "teabagging".

see also: SlickSack
The Twink has a pair of Smoothies.
by Bristol H. Hawkstone April 27, 2024
mugGet the Smoothiesmug.

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