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major smoothie meltdown

When working at a smoothie shop and having backed up blenders, smoothies that wont blend and worst of all: exploding smoothies. Must be simultaneous to be classified as a major smoothie meltdown. It's known to induce panic attacks and suicidal thoughts
I need backup, stat! We're having a major smoothie meltdown!
by ihatesmoothies November 13, 2011
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Bologna smoothie

The act of vomiting in a glass and stirring it with a straw after eating a can of spam and drinking a bottle of pepto bismol.
by Shredder88 October 15, 2023
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Banana Smoothie

When a twink cums in your mouth and you have to guzzle all of the cum and you have to drink up, taste it, swallow it. Get up, get on top of it.
by Fluffy.Florence January 30, 2024
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Banana Smoothie

When a twink cums in your mouth and you have to guzzle all of the cum and you have to drink up, taste it, swallow it. Get up, get on top of it.
by Fluffy.Florence January 30, 2024
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Smoothie

by Fuckyouyoucunt December 9, 2022
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Smoothie

A discrete way to name a man's "party time" zone
"Oh no, that cannonball almost hit me in the smoothie bro"
by JanexxxxDoe December 30, 2022
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Banana Smoothie

A blended mixture of banana and other ingredients, often sweet, into a mixture that can be drunk for enjoyment.
Im going to make a banana smoothie!

Sounds great!
by ICouldBeACactus January 11, 2023
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