slippery snake

1. When holding a poop too long and you sit on the toilet and before even try to poop a giant log slips out because you have to poop so bad.

2. After poop sex you take out your lubed shitty dick and slap the girl in the face

After Lauren held the poop for so long she sat on the john and the Slippery Snake bit her with joy.

by Alex William March 4, 2009

Slippery Cunt

Hey look, Push. I can add definitions to urbandictionary too!

Push_dot_com is a slippery cunt.

by Babar April 3, 2005

slippery pussy

When bitch act all up, then act like the victims when someone called them out!

Why acting like slippery pussy now, I thought youe ass was can take a heat,

by My babydaddy May 22, 2017

slippery deck

To perform a slippery deck you must be having sex from behind with your partern on a hard surface,kitchen floor for ex. Before you cum, pull out and jizz right infront of your gf and then puch her forwards so he slips on the jizz and slides away.

Oh man I gave my gf the best slippery deck in the kitchen yesterday.

by Brothel August 27, 2006

Slippery Dancer

To avoid work of any kind.
To evade and avoid.

David slippery danced his way out of that charge for tampering with evidence.

He must be slippery dancing somewhere since hes not here to get married.

by God January 21, 2003

slippery ninja

When one male sneaks upon another male and inserts (slips) his "ninja" into the anal cavity.

Bob: Rob passed out drunk last night..
so i gave him a SLIPPERY NINJA!
Ralf: WAY TA GO!
Kim: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! me too!

by Jon Delacruz May 15, 2006

Slippery Sanchez

Essentially a Dirty Sanchez except instead of normal fecal matter, you use diarrhea to wipe above the lips so it runs down, also giving the person a goatee.

"Dude, I didn't know James had a moustache and a goatee."

"Well that's because we gave him a Slippery Sanchez in his sleep!"

by OMFGitsSquirting! January 30, 2009