simple son of a bitch

A person of limited intelligence whose actions frequently cause inconvenience and/or frustration and/or anger in anybody that has the misfortune of having to deal with them.

Hey! You simple son of a bitch! You wrecked my car, burned down my house and tore a hole in the space time continuum! YOU SIMPLE SON OF A BITCH!

by ol' bilnick November 29, 2019

Simple hard

A simple hard is something that is simple that you find hard.

That book was a simple hard

by Helloiamsmart February 19, 2020

Simple

A simp with a pimple

Look it's very simple!

by NooNeedToThankMe April 29, 2020

simpet

The female variation of a "simp" (switching the male/female gender roles).

A friend of mine who will go unnamed is such a simpet.

by des i guess May 17, 2020

Simpette

A female simp or women who say “they aren’t like other girls”

“Did you see how Sam was treating Julio?” Person 1
“Yeah, she was acting like a total simpette”

by Dante7297 July 20, 2020

Simpietro

One of the all-time greatest simps of the modern era. Constantly spends his time away from the boys and with the ladies whether it is in the library, the cinemas or out at the lighthouse. This man can simp and snitch.

"I just wish Simpietro would come online more often"

by justimagine...justsittingthere August 31, 2020

SimplePhile

Someone who is sexually attracted to the corpses of children (Ages 1-10)

"I was shocked to learn that my friend was a SimplePhile.

by Reptention October 19, 2020