sheading

(verb) reading while taking a dump

A: "omg, what's taking you so long in there?"

B: "i'm sheading"

by Optimus' December 6, 2009

schrödinger's herpes

When you are awaiting the result of your STD test and you may or may not have herpes.

-Girl: Take your pants off!
-Guy: Sorry babe, the test results aren't in yet. I got schrödinger's herpes.

by POW POW POW September 1, 2012

Sloading

Slow loading; Taking a while to buffer.

Yona Put on a movie on Netflix!

Raff Okay will do, mkayy

Yona What's taking so long?!?!?!?!

Raff Its buffering forever, it must be sloading :(

by Rafael Azari 305 November 6, 2012

sloading

When you have limited bandwidth and your internet is slow, the page is taking long to load.

"My internet sucks, It's sloading!"

by NoSteff August 30, 2013

Schroedinger's Jizz

The belief that when someone is jerking off they could be killing off thousands of the future's brightest minds or thousands of the future's worst nightmares.

Little Jimmy, after having rubbed off a big, steamy, globby load onto his computer, keyboard, and desk, began having episodes of guilt as the thought of Schroedinger's Jizz splattered in his mind.
Schroedinger's Cat Male Abortion Wet Hot Sticky Genocide

by Kaiser Say-So May 17, 2016

shredding the gnar

To completely beast mode at any extreme sport.

"Yeah Brian I'm out here on the slopes shredding the gnar."

by Indie loserrrrrrrr October 5, 2016

Schrödinger's Friendzone

When you're sort of in the friendzone but get enough of the occasional relationship hint to keep you just from accepting defeat.

"Hey Josh did you finally get with that sweet chick Bernice last night after all the hints she dropped?"
"Nah man I don't even know anymore... I think I've fallen into the Schrödinger's Friendzone"

by ColonelNuttybar March 21, 2017