Dingo Shark

noun; A highly dubious cover story.

Reporter: So what happened?

Govt Spokesman: Apparently a dingo shark broke in last night and killed the entire royal family. Luckily, the Communist Party have been kind enough to step in and secure order.

by Dr Winterbourne March 27, 2009

Shit-Shark

The act of giving someone fellatio, while submerged in a bath tub. Stipulations include, the giver wearing a snorkel, and the receiver defecating a floater so it bumps into the givers head, effectively acting as the shark.

Bill- "That was a great shit-shark! Hopefully we can do it again sometime?"
Sarah- "I don't think so, my head is bruising."

by Mr. French May 24, 2012

Office Shark

The office shark is a legendary beast that senselessly attacks office workers, forcing them to go home early. The shark may attack at any time, however the office shark is especially active on Fridays, carrying many a worker off into weekend.

Tim just had a shark attack and had to go home. The office shark has been especially active this week.

by Maxwell Power June 29, 2006

jumped the shark

was: a cool web site where you could vote on when shows jumped

is: a lame web page on TV Guide

1. jumptheshark.com jumped the shark when it went to TV Guide.

2. Kid: Dad, I think that Bewitched jumped the shark when Dick York left the show.
Dad (under his breath) *whippersnapper*

by LexAveNYC June 10, 2009

poon shark

A pick-up artist. Someone who is well adapted to hitting on women and getting sexual favors from them.

That guy gets whatever chick he wants, he's a real poon shark.

by Archonoclast January 27, 2008

Cum shark

The act of seeking out an unsuspecting person with the sole purpose of cumming on them without permission.

The target matters not, it can be their face, breasts, behind, back, and even their feet.

"Yo man, hear what happened to Kathleen the other day? She was sleepin in the library when some guy cum sharked her, it was gnarly."

by Iliketocumonunsuspectingfeet March 28, 2012

dookie shark

When you take a shit and it's so enormous that it sticks out of the water in the toilet bowl, like the dorsal fin of a shark. Commonly found in low-capacity flush toilets.

It's always a shock to look down in the toilet and see a dookie shark staring up at you.

by Mister Tibbs January 27, 2013