A share fart is an act of sharing a post, comment, image or other media on one's social media channel by accident. Usually it is followed by an act of deleting the said post, comment or media due to feeling of embarrassment.
Shawn wanted to show a photo of his new girlfriend to his friends, but instead posted it on his FB wall. He totally share farted...
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A person that plays the stock market like the roll of a dice. A Share Monkey selects a company share with no regard to fundamentals and who has no ability or understanding of the associated company. Has little or no understanding of business operations, the stock markets or equities. A Share Monkey will select a stock on a whim using such criteria if there is a R in the month or the cows are facing into the wind.
The term Share Monkey is derived from the statement if you get sufficient monkeys and an infinite amount of time then eventually one of them will reproduce a line from the works of Shakespeare, in a similar way a Share Monkey will eventually select a line of winning stock.
Variations: US; Stock Monkey
A person that plays the stock market like the roll of a dice. A Share Monkey selects a company share with no regard to fundamentals and who has no ability or understanding of the associated company. Has little or no understanding of business operations, the stock markets or equities. A Share Monkey will select a stock on a whim using such criteria if there is a R in the month or the cows are facing into the wind.
The term Share Monkey is derived from the statement if you get sufficient monkeys and an infinite amount of time then eventually one of them will reproduce a line from the works of Shakespeare, in a similar way a Share Monkey will eventually select a line of winning stock.
Variations: US; Stock Monkey
Tom is just another a Share Monkey , he told me to buy these stocks because he believes if he buys in a Monsoon and the stock will Boom.
Don't trust him, he's just a Share Monkey, a lame statement like"Sell in May then go away" is no basis to invest.
On what basis did this Share Monkey say it was going to Zero
Don't trust him, he's just a Share Monkey, a lame statement like"Sell in May then go away" is no basis to invest.
On what basis did this Share Monkey say it was going to Zero
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