Top Shelf Stealth

To buy a "scud" magazine without your fellow shoppers ever knowing.

Little Ross was having internet problems so he went over to his local newsagent for a wank mag, he cunningly distracted the two little old ladies looking for a Readers Digest and proceeded to grab "Back door Milfs" and proceed to the empty checkout with nobody seeing him.

"That be some Top Shelf Stealth right there!" he thought to himself.

by patrick_batemanRW March 22, 2010

Pearl harbor stealth bomb

The Pearl harbor stealth bomb is the action of pulling out of a girl and spitting on her back so she thinks you've finished and turns around to look at you, all the while you've been jerking off, so when she looks back you cum on her face

I decided to spice things up and use the Pearl harbor stealth bomb on my girlfriend last night

by Og Orange November 20, 2019

midnight stealth

touching or sticking it to a girl when she has no idea your even in the room. this works best while chicks are wasted and you get in less trouble

Rember when Wubba Midnight Stealthed that fat chick at that party.

by Bush Daddy May 31, 2005

stealthmode

1.The act of becoming invisible, to be in stealth; camouflaged

2.When you turn off your car's lights, put her into neutral, and turn off the car making zero noise going down any given road. You are now in stealthmode.

*note* should not be done on the highway or busy streets
*second note* your steering wheel and or brakes might die....

3. A cool fazer

Hey, where is Matt? His is in stealthmode.

by Matt O January 24, 2005

stealth shopping

when what your shopping for is so embarrassing you have to go miles out of your way to the farthest possible shopping destination lest someone recognize you, wear a disquise, and try to buttress your embarrasing purchase by purchasing other less embarrassing items, and hiding the embarassing item at the bottom.

An example of stealth shopping:

Myself: Yes, I'll take four or five of those porno mags, a box of tampons, these condoms, this industrial-sized jar of lube, and *mmrmfllemng*.
Cashier: I'm sorry, so you want this BRITNEY SPEARS CD also?
Myself: YEAH! Please. Announce it over the freakin' PA, why don't you!??!!!
Cashier: Ma'am, your mustache is falling off.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh September 8, 2010

stealth

sweet, awesome, kick ass

"That was a stealth roll dude."
"That was a stealh pick up dude."

by Dan Blue March 22, 2007

stealthie

a selfie taken for the purpose of photographing whatever is behind you

"I saw that chick from Pretty Little Liars in Starbucks! Check out this stealthie I got of her being snippy with the barista."

by actionjacksonlovesbbq November 20, 2013