Scrollin'

When a stalkative social media user, scrolls down a person's profile in order to gather information about who the person is seeing, talking to and possibly flirting with.

My friend was scrollin' on a guy's profile and ascertained that he may possibly be involved with a blonde who is well-endowed and may be engaging in coitus and emotional investment with the young man.

by realtalkmynigga November 4, 2012

scrollfucked

The term 'scrollfucked' is used to describe an individual which is showing signs of mindless scrolling on social media platforms for long periods of time. Scrolling with no interest or any reason as to why they are doing it.

Wow, I haven't been able to focus on anything today, I feel totally scrollfucked.

by Zoinked July 4, 2023

scrolloligy

The practice of scrolling on instead of being a life sucking troll and leaving a negative or judgemental comment in efforts to ruin the vibe of a poster.

I would rather practice scrolloligy than comment mean or judgements things about a post.

by CEGsChonnect August 12, 2023

Shit-scrollin(g)

Definition A.) Scrolling on social media while taking a poop. Definition B.) Casually scrolling through social media to pass time in mundane situations

Ex 1) I was shit-scrollin(g) the other day and before I wiped I seen that Brenda had a baby.

Ex 2) I was shit-scrollin(g) the other day in the doctor's office and seen that Brenda had a baby.

by Probably_Tweakin October 10, 2021

Thumb Scrolling

Thumb Scrolling is a means of controlling a smart phone using only ones thumb, on the hand they are holding the device in.

Thumb scrolling is they way in which a user of Secret Takeaways can use the app using only one hand, because all the key clicks are in reach of your thumb. The other-hand therefore is free to hold a slice of pizza, a cold beer, etc.

by Secret Moments March 10, 2022

stroll patrol

To take trip at ones leisure usally with a group for the purpose killing time.

"Im so bored".. Hey lets stroll patrol down the boulevard".

by A2lix February 13, 2005

scollywocket

A VERB...it is often used to replace a verb in a sentence
you can also use it to say you like cheese

As a noun its someone who likes sex and cheese

blah

I scollywocket you, lots and lots.

I scollywocket a scollywocke

by Joannaman March 10, 2008