Scritch Party

According to a random drunk lady on the street, a scritch party is a party in which a group of furries sit around and scritch, supposedly with a sexual context. However, being that scritching is not necessarily sexual, it is most likely intended to mean "yiff party" and would be a classic case of a mundane's misuse of furry terminology.

Are you guys going to go back and have a scritch party later?

by Steel the Wolf November 6, 2010

scratch back

A person on mexican descent, who was so morbidly obese they could neither hop the border or make the swim. So they were forced to dig under the fence and scratched their back in the process.

who let these fuckin scratch backs in here????

by wendall/scot August 23, 2004

scratch

sound made when manipulating a record back and forth in a rhythmmatic fashion.

by okaybei808 July 24, 2003

schitt

Ignorant moron

David is such a schitt.

by xero February 27, 2003

Scrat

1) a small person who shares certain characteristics of rodents, such as denning, hoarding, lurking, tweaky behavior and a lazy, apathetic attitude.
2) an unidentifiable furry creature between 1 - 25lbs in weight and smaller than a breadbox.

3) a derogatory term for a portugese jew.

1) "Quit your scratting and come out of your fuckin' room!, Ericka!"
2) "Look at that fucking scrat! What the fuck is that?"
3) "Shut up, you fuckin' scrat."

by scratmastermoxie July 19, 2010

chicken scratch

illegible handwriting, messy handwriting

You expect me to read this chicken scratch?

by The Return of Light Joker January 13, 2008

scratch my balls

To express surprise and delight at an unexpected happening. (An alternate usage is a long-winded of telling somebody to fuck off.)

Doug: Man I got a blow job from that really hot chick.
Fred: Wow! Scratch my balls!

Alternate usage
Doug: Hey Fred, buy the next round of beers mate.
Fred: Scratch my balls!

by Baba Sarah July 9, 2007