Schlinging Meat

A term used to describe the act of Masturbating or Jerking Off

Hold on, I will be online in a second just Schlinging Meat right now.

by WagooChicken June 19, 2025

Scalie derg

A mythical dragon that is a red and gold with blue hair. That prays on the young

Hey Danny don’t be a scalie derg! Oh own you’re right!! How silly of me that’s for weirdos

by TheUnkownuser June 23, 2025

Schlih

A steamed corndog

"I have just microwaved a delicious schlih."

by team fortress July 6, 2025

schliggelsbop

When you put your finger to far you when trying to scratch your bum and it comes out brown

Oh shit, I just did a schliggelsbop

by isaacd6767 October 11, 2025

Schligger

The correct term for the popular musician "JSchlatt".

"Hey Schligger! Whens the next Christmas album coming out?"

by Schlagghead December 4, 2025

Von Schlieffen Plan

The act of avoiding someone and/or thing, by means of causing a disturbance or bringing discomfort to those in your way, to reach a desired goal that may or may not bring satisfaction to the performer.

Originally coined by the Germans in WWII to flank France by moving through Belgium (Without Belgium's consent) by force, to create a second point of attack. The "Von Schlieffen Plan".

Following my awkward sexual experience with a dirty slut last night, I saw said slut at McDonald's the next morning. To avoid being seen, I quickly used the Von Schlieffen Plan by strangling a kitten and throwing it at the cashier, giving me the chance to run out the back door.

by Das Ginge December 18, 2011

Electric schlide

When the penis inserted while simultaneously removing one's hand from the shocker position. Not to be confused with the popular dance, the Electric Slide

Friend 1:My gf loves the shocker, so I decided to hit her with the Electric Schlide

Friend 2: Yeaahhhh

by Long Leg Papa August 22, 2019