Saturday Morgans

Feeling brain-dead, stupid or slow. Where any complex thought makes your brain hurt.

Derived from the feelings of slowness one experiences the day after heavy consumption of alcohol, typically on a Friday. The phrase can be used at any time of slowness though, without alcohol being involved.

Sylvestor: Hey dude, you doing any revision today?
Gerald: Nah man, I've got the Saturday Morgans.

by Fauxy-S February 22, 2011

Saturday Night Live Are Big Barda

Saturday Night Live Are Big Barda

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 21, 2025

Happy Saturday

When someone comes in your mouth and you spit it in their hair and rub it around.

"I was with Bella last night and she totally gave me a Happy Saturday"

"Nice bro"

by PicklePicker69 December 17, 2021

squirt saturday

Squirt Saturday is the increased likelihood of squirting on Saturdays relative to other weekdays.

We’re going out on Squirt Saturday, it’s about to be a movie.

by xxpussy360xx March 2, 2024

Saturday

The day you are free from school and can do anything you want.

Its Saturday today! No school.

by NoahMortylock March 22, 2022

saturday night fish fry

A large party in New Orleans where they fry fish on a saturday night as the name suggests

If you are a cook or a good musician, you can get into a saturday night fish fry for free.

by thy holy bruh man September 19, 2019

Saturday

A day in which how created for the boiz

Teacher: Saturdays are a time for relaxing

Me: nahh teach Saturdays are for da boiz

by Phat cholo May 27, 2017