swallow the pineapple

Giving a blowjob to a well endowed samoian with dry skin

I met this great guy at the party but when i went down on him I felt like i was having to swallow the pineapple.

by funny old guy March 12, 2011

Book swallower

Somebody who studies all day, similar to a nerd but it arrives to a point that they “swallow books”.

yo cuz, that chick is a book swallower - watch out.

by scooge February 24, 2023

cross swallowing

cross swallowing is when a male ejaculates semen and piss at the same time into a females mouth.

That girl Ashley was cross swallowing last night!

by marcstrokesmith June 8, 2024

Swallow formation

A make believe phrase invented by a mentally unstable human when playing chinese whispers at the age of 11

Teacher: ‘the key is in the locker at train station’

Mentally unstable human:’swallow formation?’

by Mrsbarnearse123456789 February 25, 2018

chain-swallow

to swallow whole, or many at once

What diabetics do with Twinkies.

What fiends like me do with whole DL'ed seasons of a good series.

What some people need to do with platefuls of homemade dick.

Did you see that whore? She was chain-swallowing cock in the foursome! Awesome.

I'm so damn hungry that I'm about to chain-swallow this burrito.

by WompyJaw April 19, 2014

Swallow Goat

To swallow goat is to essentially just another phrase for sucking a D**k. It can be used in many a situation and is slightly less crude if you are speaking in front of people that you are embarrassed to speak freely in front of.

“Oh hey Sarah, did you swallow goat last night?”
“Oh yeah, I swallowed that goat good”

by Latisha La’toe June 9, 2022

European Swallow

An obscene sexual act where a male forces a female partner to drink large amounts of European-sourced beer/wine and not swallow. Afterwards, he ejaculates into another female's mouth and forces them both to make out intimately to blend the two fluids together. The concoction is then spat out into the male's mouth, after which he swallows it.

"I heard Darrell got a little too drunk at the party last night and actually agreed to a european swallow!"

by dagoobly November 14, 2023