Smoke Pig

An incredibly attractive girl.

"Mate, did you see that complete smoke pig".

by McCig June 4, 2018

Smoke selfie

People who take pictures of themselves smoking a cigarette and posting it on social media with the sole intent of trying to look badass. Typical comment chains of smoke selfies play out like this:

Friend: What's that in your hand?
Uploader: A cigarette. I'm so frickin' badass.
Friend: Naughty naughty does your mother know?

Joe has uploaded yet another smoke selfie. That's his 5th one this week!

by Lefty Power 123 July 4, 2016

Turd Smoke

a fart or smell coming from a turd or poop

Hey does anyone have any spray? I smell turd smoke coming out of the bathroom.

by stink bug September 27, 2012

get smoke

To catch a lot of flack for something; to be the subject of criticism.

Person 1: Dude, Janine is getting hella smoke for what she pulled with Tina’s ex last night.

Person 2: Then let her have it. That hoe deserves to get smoke.

by Princess Jae June 16, 2019

Panic smoking

When you're in a bait situation but need to smoke a cigarette, so you smoke it as fast as you can before getting caught

*text message*
Josh: hey where are you?
Saff: on the school hill panic smoking but don't come over here else you'll draw some attention

by chickennnsoup November 1, 2015

Smoke Scape

The best smoking clan in osrs

Smoke Scape or don't scape, ya dig?

by Smokescape September 27, 2020

karma smokes

The number of cigarettes that you are willing to part with out of the package you bought with the hope that someone will return the favour when you need one.

Can I bum a smoke?

Yes but I only have one left.

But I see that you have half a pack!

Yes, but this is the last one of my karma smokes.

It's ok, when you run out I'll give you one.

by nathrasha December 17, 2008