smiffed

to get owned.

usually followed with the word 'shame!'

mr.scott got smiffed last week.

by GEE:) December 29, 2007

Smirch

Bitch.

That taylor is a real smirch.

by yeasayer December 31, 2008

smircle

a group of people
(any kind)
that dates only in their group
Such as a preppy person will only date another preppy person in the group of people they hang out with

person1:I really like John
person2:Too bad you have no chance
person1:Why not?
person2:He's in the smircle

by blahblahblahToobadNOoneListens September 8, 2006

Yakoff Smirnoff

The transformation of a fully functional human being to a human being that is not functional because of a horrid episode of vomiting usually caused by food, drugs, alcohol, or all three combined. Hence the word yak. Word is Russian originating from the comedian Yakov Smirnoff.

Yo bro, i totally got sick at last night's party. Ya man, you totally turned into to Yakoff Smirnoff. Ya man a total yakoff episode.

by ElevatingtheMind November 12, 2008

smiffy

A smiffy wifter. See smiffy wifter.

Hey look, there's smiffy, lets throw cans at him...better still, rocks.

by Philly February 23, 2005

Smiffy

A significantly close sibling, usually a year or two apart. Most commonly misspelled as "Smiffey", and can be shortened to "Smiffz". A "Smiffy" tends to use spaces in between punctuated smiley faces and before/after punctuation.

Smiffy, you are the best big sister in the entire world, let's take a profile picture for our Facebook profiles to show everyone how close we are!

by TheRealSmiffy May 18, 2011

smirfin

Beautiful, hot, pretty, Killing it, nailing it, ultimate paradise, dreamer, not heavy, sunset, hot,

I never thought id be smirfin with her. She was smirfin hot smokin

by Trickyhenry April 23, 2018