Sam

13 and a half inch cock, 4 around and can use it like no other. a compleat sex god. thats why he cant run fast like most. he has two brains and uses them for everything.

(two girls)we had a threesome with sam and we couldnt take all of it. we have to find a friend

by stacy h September 4, 2010

sam

guy who is a whore and SAM stands for STUPID ASS MOTHERFUCKER.

You're such a sam.

by pizza boy lovvvvvah August 17, 2011

SAM

SAM "Swamp Ass Man" Swamp Ass

"Dude, that intense game of basket ball gave me SAM"

by PooterTang November 26, 2006

Sam

Ugly creepy guy with a butt chin.

The kid has a butt on his face!

Oh, you must mean Sam.

by EwSamButtChin February 17, 2009

Sam

A person with an unusually large ego whose thoughts are usually aimed towards masturbation and women. This person usually is with many women at a time. This person is also known to be a douche by his friends and to spread lies and can never keep a secret. He also brags excessively about his masturbation habits. This person also has received many blows to the groin area from women that he has cheated on.

Person 1: Woah dude, they broke up again. That dude's been with so many women!
Person 2: Ya I know right. He is totally a Sam.

by blogger453 February 19, 2013

sam

n.
sexy-asian-man

oh i was watching that asian show.....DAYUM THAT GUY WAS A SAM!

by thebeastoftaccos July 11, 2010

SAM

Acronym that stands for "Single Asian Male".

It sucks being a SAM because almost all the SAF are looking for SWM. But that's fine, because SAMs take SWFs too.

by SeeJ Mk. II December 11, 2008