rubenesque

The root "ruben" refers to Ruben Studdard, famous for winning American Idol despite being extremely fat.

Like "BBW", "on-the-heavy-side" and "big boned", rubenesque is yet another way to say "fat" while trying to remain polite.

I met this great girl online, but she turned out to be pretty rubenesque.

by Pragma1700 June 25, 2007

rube

a nerd who solves rubik's cubes

That rube was really pissed when I messed up his rubik's cube 2 moves before solving it.

by The Abyss January 6, 2009

Ruben Dias

A dog Owned by Champions league winner Kai Havertz

Oh look Ruben Dias has ran away

by McDxnald August 16, 2021

ruseman

Cock penis

Yoni ruseman

by Weald swear January 12, 2014

Ruben

Ruben a memespouting unfunny memer who still thinks mountain dew is funny in 2016.

That's such a Ruben

by klasmvm May 28, 2016

Ruben

Ruben is one ugly mother fucker, his voice is hella deep, he is always saying horny stuff even though he is not.

Ruben is ugly

by Yoyooyoyoyoyoy July 7, 2019

Ruben

A dumb ass nigga who likes sucking dick

That nigga Ruben likes sucking dick

by a fine person May 24, 2018