The Receipts

Background information, blackmail, and/or "proof" obtained from stalking someone extensively on social media.

Jen: So his new girlfriend had a baby that just magically disappeared.
Kim: How do you know that?

Jen: I went back 450 days on her insta... I have the receipts.

by Just Curly September 3, 2016

Welcum Reception

When you haven’t seen your significant other in a long time so you wait for him/her with open arms and your cock flopping around in the wind waiting to release the build up of splooge all over their face or tits.

Tyrant: I hate the fact that my girlfriend lives on campuss cause I never bang and always have to wack my lil pecker.

Big Easy: when she cums home you should throw her a nice welcum reception and shower her with tiny little pearly white gifts!

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm August 23, 2019

Wide Receiver

When a man is ramming a girl from behind, allow a massive amount of sperm to build up. When he is about to finally go he pulls out , smacks her on the ass, and yells "set hut, hut". The girl then gets up angrily and runs up the sideline and cuts middle where she then catches the release.

Aiming for the face will most likely leave it on the chest, which should be the main target for any passer.

As a result of a threesome, an interception may occur, take caution.

After the Saints lost last night, i gave my girlfriend the oh'l Wide Receiver

by bte123 January 11, 2011

recessionist

n, someone who excels during a Economic Recession.People who over come the economic of there environment to thrive.

He is a real recessionist, opening that business in this market.

by TIDO D December 17, 2008

Recession Question

A recession question is generally asked by a customer to a business. It is asked to find out if there is a way of saving money with a desired purchase.

Example 1:

Woman (upon entering TGI FRIDAYS): Excuse me, yes, I have a recession question, umm...I saw a commercial on TV sayin' you had menu items starting from $6.99...is that like, ONE item or is it more than that...can I see a menu?

Example 2:

Employee: Welcome to McDonalds, can I take your order?
Woman: Is the fish sandwich still just a dollar this week or...whas' goin on with that?

Example 3:

Employee (answering phone): Thank you for calling Bally Total Fitness, this is Steve, How may I help you?
Caller: Hi, I was wonderin, I heard you can add on a family member for 19 dollars a month...n I mean, like, whatchu mean exactly by family?

by chasityMD April 29, 2009

receptackle

joyous greeting at an airport etc... resulting in majority of participants and innocent bystanders being heavily fondled and knocked to the ground

Amy's warm receptackle at RFK was just what we needed after the long standoff between President Carter and the hijackers.

by fup duck July 3, 2011

received pronunciation

The kind of pronunciation only 3% of the population in the UK produce (mainly those with great positions in the government or those who have studied in Cambridge/Oxford university). What the Queen Elizabeth speaks. Also known as RP.

Dude 1: Hey dude, I loathe listening to that freaking accent the Queen utters.
Dude 2: Yeah! It is what they call "Received Pronunciation", bruh!

by MuchPower October 31, 2017