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American roulette

When you are having sex unprotected and keep switching back and forth between her ass and pussy until you cum in one of them
I was playing American roulette with my girlfriend the other day and shot into the wrong hole want to help me think of baby names?
by I like thighs September 29, 2019
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American Roulette

The act of placing explosive mats/carpets or mines around your home at random and forgetting where they are placed, thus creating the chance of blowing yourself up, when navigating your house.
"Hey man, that's a nice carpet you've got."
"Thanks man! I wouldn't step on it though"
"Why?"
"I've set up the house for American Roulette."
by Dee._ January 30, 2021
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Bedtime Roulette

Fill a bottle with a mixture of Xanax, morphine, and laxative pills. Give it a good shake, then pour out 3 pills. Wash them down with a glass of whiskey, then try to take a dump and whack-off before you pass out and shit yourself.
Work has sucked lately. I think it's time for another round of Bedtime Roulette.
by Merkin Wrangler February 21, 2021
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Contraception Roulette

When you poke a hole in one of six condoms. Then you lay them out in front your girl and ask her to pick one.
I played contraception roulette with my girl three months ago... it was not the move.
by PatoGurrett August 5, 2020
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battri roulette

Battri roulette is when a group of guys take turns on a girl and whoevers kid it is looses
Group of guys: so how do we know who lost battri roulette

One of them: wait 9 months and we'll find out
by xtrachunknut April 16, 2019
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Roulette Sesh

A sesh where the weed smoked is unknown to most or all participants. Usually dirty bomb's and scooby doobie's are smoked.
1: Oi, you wanna come to this roulette sesh?
2: And get munted like last time, hell yeah!
by Dirty Bomber January 20, 2020
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Semen Roulette

The goal of semen roulette is to either dodge semen or shoot semen.

All of the players stand in a circle with one player kneeling on the ground spinning with their mouth open.

The standing players start jerking off until the first player busts thier nut which must go into the kneeling players mouth if i does all of the other players must jizz in a cup and the person who missed must drink said semen. if it goes in then the person who just caught the load must drink the semen.
by niggercum69 September 11, 2022
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