One that is easily spotted as having very clean and flashy running apparel. These people have made a new years resolution to jog and lose wait. Sadly 20% will remain after a 2 week period because well, they can always jog tomorrow
Person 1: Woah look at the guy! Is he actually jogging in Edd Hardy athletic suit?
Person 2: That my friend is what we call a resolution jogger at it's finest.
Person 2: That my friend is what we call a resolution jogger at it's finest.
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by Ace. October 17, 2012
Get the Autofellatioic Evolution of Humans mug.The bull shit that people say they will when they are hammered 10 mins before the New Years comes. Most of this is forgotten by the 3rd of January.
Most of these "resolutions" are things like, lose weight, eat better, eat less, get a better job other then that casher job at Mc Donalds. Most of these never happen, but when the planets are alined right, still none of these happen.
People who don't have problems in life say, "Fuck that shit, I'm getting a sandwich."
Most of these "resolutions" are things like, lose weight, eat better, eat less, get a better job other then that casher job at Mc Donalds. Most of these never happen, but when the planets are alined right, still none of these happen.
People who don't have problems in life say, "Fuck that shit, I'm getting a sandwich."
Person with problems: "My New Year's Resolution is to reach a weight under 300 lbs."
Person without problems: "Fuck that shit, I'm getting a sandwich."
Person without problems: "Fuck that shit, I'm getting a sandwich."
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2) A religion that often invents methods of dating the earth to convince others and themselves that we used to be monkeys.
2) A religion that often invents methods of dating the earth to convince others and themselves that we used to be monkeys.
dude: "how was the earth created?"
"religious scientist:" An explosion... as told to me by my evolutionary religion (also known as college)
dude: but how do you know for sure?
"religious scientist:" I have FAITH that it happened...
"religious scientist:" An explosion... as told to me by my evolutionary religion (also known as college)
dude: but how do you know for sure?
"religious scientist:" I have FAITH that it happened...
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