puss strings

A woman's control over when, where and how sex will be had. Analogous to "purse strings" but pertaining to the pussy.

"Ever since I bought my girl friend something in a little blue box from Tiffany's and she has really loosened the puss strings"

or

"My wife totally tightened the puss strings when she found out I charged a new surfboard for my trip to Fiji."

or

He may wear the pants in the family but his wife still holds the puss strings."

by Frank Gank February 8, 2008

Moist Puss

When the vag get damp..... Or your cats in the rain, up to you!

She must heave a moist puss!

by Story-Teller January 5, 2015

puss ball

1.having dirty pussina come from your vagina
2. Being really dirty and greasy
3. a word used to describe someone that is really really crazy in the pants.

when i had sex with susana last night she was acting like such a puss ball..

tianna is such a puss ball in bed..

that guy over there, he's such a pussball, he never has a shower

by stinkyfish March 10, 2008

puss magnet

Absolute pussy destroyer and is swarmed by women

Chas is a total puss magnet, he's always covered in women!

by Zaygh September 8, 2016

puss fail

failing an activity because you are too afraid. usually compared to an epic fail.

Maria: Did you have fun at that party last night?
Josh: No, I had no back up in the strip poker, so I just didn't play.
Maria: That's a puss fail.

by kiiimbo January 9, 2009

Orca Puss

1. Noun; the vagina of a huge, fat, whale of a woman; the type of woman which would frequent an all you can eat Chinese buffet
2. Verb; to have sex with a large whale like woman

You are drunk at the club and last call has just happened and would like to get laid. In your drunken haze you try to have sexual intercourse with a large fat woman or trying to get some of that "Orca Puss".

A large woman walks into a store and you say to her, “Hey baby let me get some of that “Orca Puss”.

by The Bizzill January 9, 2008

Puss Pouch

When a woman is so fat, that she has a roll where her crouch is. Looks literally like a pouch down in the crouch region.

The lady was so fat, she couldn't wear jeans because of her puss pouch.

by Bad Ass in The House January 18, 2009