the part of the penis that is measurable when hard of- course, between the base of the helmet and sack skin
fortunately I had a full stiffy last night so when I rolled over my penal shaft acting like kick stand kept me from rolling out of the bed
by themacal November 29, 2006
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1) A stick showed into the inner opening of the penis head.
2) Usually referred to a grilled penis with a stick protruding out of the penis hole. Easier to grill than a hotdog because the hole is premade.
2) Usually referred to a grilled penis with a stick protruding out of the penis hole. Easier to grill than a hotdog because the hole is premade.
by YuriySneakyRussian November 27, 2007
Get the penalkebab mug.The penalty kill occurs when there is more girls than guys (i.e. 5:4, 4:3). The penalty more specifically is the dumb annoying bitch that cock blocks the guys on the PK. It's a constant struggle to eliminate her from conversations and it's a team effort.
"Yo the girls such a bitch, looks like were on the Penalty Kill all night boys."
"Sandy was there last night cock blockin everyone, we were on the Penalty Kill all night. Dumb bitch."
"Sandy was there last night cock blockin everyone, we were on the Penalty Kill all night. Dumb bitch."
by bcthekid February 22, 2009
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Get the Punaanie mug.The penalty kick- a situation in soccer when the ball is placed on the penalty spot for a free kick at goal as a result of some bullshit a defender pulled in the penalty area. The only player allowed to defend the kick is the goalkeeper and it is their responsibility to bail out their team with a save but the goalkeeper is given a very small chance in succeeding. If the goalkeeper succeeds in saving the penalty kick they are usually dubbed a "hero" by their team. If they are scored on (which is typically the case) the goalkeeper should yell at their defender to let them know that their ass should be on the line next time they decide to pull said bullshit. On the other end if the penalty taker misses the shot then they shall be called a national disgrace, never to take a penalty again, and should probably choose a different career path than professional soccer.
1. Our goalkeeper made a sick save on a penalty kick today man. He is my hero.
2. Gk) Dude I hate my defence man.
Person) why?
Gk) cause they keep pulling bullshit plays in my penalty area and expecting me to bail their dumbasses out on the penalty kick that they conceded.
3. Person 1) Did you see Simone Zaza's penalty kick in the 2016 euro cup. He missed by a mile from 12 yards.
Person 2) jeez what a national disgrace to the Italian nation. He should pick a different career.
2. Gk) Dude I hate my defence man.
Person) why?
Gk) cause they keep pulling bullshit plays in my penalty area and expecting me to bail their dumbasses out on the penalty kick that they conceded.
3. Person 1) Did you see Simone Zaza's penalty kick in the 2016 euro cup. He missed by a mile from 12 yards.
Person 2) jeez what a national disgrace to the Italian nation. He should pick a different career.
by theklutzykeeper December 16, 2017
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