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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

Puerto Rican Pussy Pump

When a Hispanic chick queef blasts cocaine right to your dome during oral sex

Person 1: Yeah man I had a bag of blow and went down on that fine ass latina with the phat ass and she hit me with that Puerto Rican Pussy Pump
Person 2: Gang shit bruh

by Jim Bob the high February 14, 2024

Puerto Rican Shower

When a person has beer funneled into their rear-end and then is penetrated in the anus

Kyle is walking a bit funny. Do you think he had a Puerto Rican Shower yesterday

by uknev2016 March 26, 2021

puerto rican blumpkin

when 2 men ejaculate into each others urethras, then proceed to have a sumo match

me and my boy settled it with a good old puerto rican blumpkin

by Farcical April 21, 2024

Puerto Rican Thumbprint

The process of fingering your Puerto Rican classmate’s mom specifically with your thumb ensuring insertion in both the entrance and exit holes, and then applying the resulting truffle butter residue across her forehead infant Simba style.

I totally gave Tito’s mom the Puerto Rican Thumbprint last night!

by Tito’s step Papi November 12, 2022

Puerto Rican roll out

Similar to an "Irish Goodbye", a Puerto rican roll out occurs after consuming one too many tequilas and you silently disappear from friends and family before you're able to make more of a scene.

"Shit. I just finished 2 bottles of Patron and have licked 3 random people's faces. I'm also pretty sure I tried to use out table as a toilet. It's probably time for a Puerto Rican roll out!"

by Ripken0713RifjRdjfj April 26, 2017

puerto rican relief package

When having intercourse with a woman whose appearance is well below a 4, achieving climax is sometimes quite laborious for the male. The female, however, has no problem climaxing because of the rare nature of her booty calls. Because she’s exhausted from her multiple orgasms and unfamiliar with sexual etiquette she ceases coitus operations prematurely, leaving her partner unsatisfied. In such cases it is common for the female to deliver a Puerto Rican Relief Package which consists of a bottle of lotion, a box of tissues, and a vintage Hustler magazine.

“I fucked the ugliest girl for 2 hrs last night and just couldn’t cum. At least the bitch gave me a Puerto Rican Relief Package”

by SCbobby222 October 19, 2017