bag of pudding

1.defined by Simon, a word that means someone who does not lift weights and because of that does not have much muscle in thier arm.
2.But it can also be used as an insult for almost anything

'u should start lifting because ur arm feels like a bag of pudding.'

'how did u fail that easy test, u bag of pudding'

by ant.P May 3, 2006

Rice pudding

When a dude creampies a chick and is forced to eat her out after.

Said another way: when a male cums in a chick and then eats the cum out of her pussy.

Dude! I’d do dirty, dirty things to to that broad. Rice pudding.

by @profaneanorexic May 10, 2019

i-pud

A person who must wear his i-pod everywhere he goes in public; often seen nodding head to music in a delusional attempt to look cool and trendy. Frequently spotted at bus stops, college campuses and coffeehouses.

Cf. Bluetool. A bluetool thinks he is important, while an i-pud thinks he is cool.

I walked passed your boyfriend today on my way to class, he didn't say hi, he was being a total i-pud.

by jpc1 March 31, 2009

Bakewell Pudding

The act of taking a massive shit on someone while they're in a tanning bed.

"Hey Tim, I saw a woman sleeping in a tanning bed. She was getting tan burns, so I left her some of my Bakewell Pudding."

Tim: "What the fuck is Bakewell Pudding"

by Pastry February 20, 2013

sugar pudding

The substance created when a man and a woman's cum combine

Dude, me and that girl totally made a ton of sugar pudding in the kitchen, if you know what I mean.

by TigerToes February 2, 2015

Christmas Pudding

Feces found in adult diapers of an old person after digesting a fruitcake, which may still have the red and green candied cherries in it, resulting in a colorful festive "pudding".

Missy had to change Mr. Jone's Depends after he soiled himself, only to discover it full of "Christmas Pudding". She saved it as a gag pinata for her blind Mexican friend.

by Eman1187 December 26, 2008

pudding fister

One who disrupts a formal meeting by inadvertently saying something really inappropriate.

I was a real pudding fister at the IEP meeting. I was trying to explain why my child needed help with utensils, and said "well unless you want him fisting his pudding", at which point the meeting came to a screeching halt.

by Adjunction Function February 4, 2014