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pudding sucker

noun

1. One who sucks pudding

2. One who performs cunnilingus

3. An insult directed towards one who sucks pudding or performs cunnilingus
1. I don't need a spoon, I'm a pudding sucker.

2. Wanna make some vanilla pudding? I'll suck it up for you, being such an amazing pudding sucker.

3. You're such a pudding sucker, why don't you be more civil?
by monica borbele August 2, 2009
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hand pudding

the art of eating, with a spoon, the sticky, thick substance left in your (or a friend's)hand after male ejaculation.
after andrew came, mitchell used a plastic spoon and enjoyed his hand pudding.
by sloppi papi April 11, 2009
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Alabama pudding pop

The act of having anal sex and then getting a blow job immediately after.
My girlfriend wanted to try something new, so I gave her an Alabama pudding pop.
by Firehawk21_2001 February 21, 2014
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pudding pants

Fecal matter lacking physical fortitude. Apt to release through the anal sphincter from the darkest crutch of the colon at any given moment, and likely at the worst possible time.
*In the middle of a business meeting*

The Boss - "Need a moment? That fart sounded wet."
You - "That'd be great. I've got pudding in my pants."
by Dritto March 21, 2004
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pudding hatch

I just fucked my girls pudding hatch last night!
by lawnylax32 April 24, 2009
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pudding

a food substance that is squishy and if you suck the pudding off of the spoon it makes a humourous noise!
*scflarp* Andrew: yay pudding!
by scrambled eggs July 25, 2006
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Blood Pudding

Yesterday I went to take a shit in the porta-john, I looked down saw some blood pudding.
by Super Retarded Dog August 24, 2010
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