A large, disruptive, and noisy fart employed to cover up coughs, Used as a disguise for COVID symptoms.
*blarp*
People in airport: “ew, dood that was disgusting!”
Friend 1: why Did u do that?”
Friend 2: I had to cough, but couldn’t risk missing my flight to get tested so I pulled a pseudo-fart.”
People in airport: “ew, dood that was disgusting!”
Friend 1: why Did u do that?”
Friend 2: I had to cough, but couldn’t risk missing my flight to get tested so I pulled a pseudo-fart.”
by 6millionjews November 29, 2020
Get the Pseudo-fartmug. The perception that you have diarrhea even though you akcually don't, just because you can no longer hold your urge to defecate
Right before the exam, I got hit with such anxiety that I felt like I had pseudo-diarrhea, but it turned out I just needed to relax.
by Emotional Cruiser September 26, 2025
Get the pseudo-diarrheamug. "Mark likes those old furry Bluth movies because he's a pseudo-furry."
"What's a 'pseudo-furry?'"
"He likes furry media, but doesn't consider himself a furry."
"Hm."
"What's a 'pseudo-furry?'"
"He likes furry media, but doesn't consider himself a furry."
"Hm."
by JayRidders May 25, 2024
Get the Pseudo-furrymug. When another person with a legal right to do so touches your private parts because they can or feel the need to.
Why is Lisa like that? Her uncle was in charge of making sure the kids checked themselves for ticks after hiking when she was 12. She missed one on her face in the bathroom thinking it was leaf trash. Her older girl cousins already dismissed her as the trash cousin and wouldn't help. So her uncle said he was the tick police and she was under arrest. It ended with him saying your too young for that hair. She was left there doublely naked; no clothes, no hair; to ponder her pseudo-rape as she stood watching the same done to each of her younger cousins til finally they were freed to a fun time in the jaccuzi.
That girl in Colorodo is pondering why justice must be served. I walked in to the police station like the news said. I want to go home.
That girl in Colorodo is pondering why justice must be served. I walked in to the police station like the news said. I want to go home.
by Max-501 June 2, 2025
Get the pseudo-rapemug. by #shellbell August 8, 2018
Get the pseudo-watchmug. A hair flip done by someone who doesn't actually have hair. Therefore it is simply a gesture equivalent to a hair flip. It can be used to mock someone, to show disgust or disdain, or just to be flamboyant.
by Flaggit February 3, 2010
Get the Pseudo Hair Flipmug. 
Get the Pseudo-potentmug.