pseudo-watch

When you watch a TV program at the same time from two different physical locations.

My boyfriend and I pseudo-watch “This Is Us” when we can’t be together.

by #shellbell August 8, 2018

Pseudo Hair Flip

A hair flip done by someone who doesn't actually have hair. Therefore it is simply a gesture equivalent to a hair flip. It can be used to mock someone, to show disgust or disdain, or just to be flamboyant.

After my boss went on a bitch rant, I gave my coworker the pseudo hair flip to show my frustration.

by Flaggit February 3, 2010

Pseudo Anal

The process of defecating in one’s mouth and then proceeding to have oral sex.

Richie said she let him Pseudo Anal her last night.

by Hogknobber October 25, 2024

Pseudo-Blepsis

An Illusion Of The Eye!

This is a band Created by Corey Outen (Superman) and Zeke Oltz (Zebadias Beavis.

We play 80s Rock Covers and we write our own songs!

Band Members:
Zebadias-Lead Guitar
Superman-Rhythm Guitar/Vocals/Recording Drums
James-Bassist

http://www.myspace.com/psuedoblepsis

Pseudo-Blepsis

by Corey Outen October 18, 2008

Hyperanalyzed Pseudo Philosophy

People who overly analyze words, products, philosophies way more than they should and to the point where it gets out of hand and most of the people don't even get why it is and what is happening.

Alternate: Analyzing simple things into broad fake philosophy for increasing a product's worth.

Friend 1: Hey man, look at this painting, it's so deep and awesome!

Me: Um, dude it's a white canvas with a red circle on it

Friend: You don't get it man, the white circle represents our life which is simple but the red dot, or the red symbol represents danger that everyone experiences in their life at least once and it shows you how triggering these events of your simple life can be and al ---

Me: That's Hyperanalyzed Pseudo Philosophy...

Friend: Huh?

Me: Nothing...

by ashxashxashx January 13, 2022

Pseudo-shut in

A person who mostly stays at home due to physical or mental health issues, disabilities other factors. Though the unlike the usual shut in, they sometimes leaves the house infrequently. Usually for various reasons, eg. an appointment with a doctor.

Inky is a pseudo-shut in, due to their physical illness and disability they usually stay at home. Once in a long while, they would leave the house for various appointments with their doctors.

by InkyMelany June 16, 2025

Pseudo-fart

A large, disruptive, and noisy fart employed to cover up coughs, Used as a disguise for COVID symptoms.

*blarp*
People in airport: “ew, dood that was disgusting!”
Friend 1: why Did u do that?”
Friend 2: I had to cough, but couldn’t risk missing my flight to get tested so I pulled a pseudo-fart.”

by 6millionjews November 29, 2020