Preston is a very awesome bf. He might smell like a mojón and monkey butt, but hes truly so cool. If you ever meet him beware cause hes like insane but youll get used to it after like a month i think. He also doesnt like cereal with milk which is a MAJOR red flag. He also needs to eat firehouse subs and smoke to survive. but even though he acts like so crazy he gives good hugs and bes so nice. like seriously he even buys me an abundance of food quite often which proves how kind of a soul he is. and even when i try my hardest to give him the ick he doesnt get it cause hes invincible and strong which is why we are engaged. oh also if you invite him to your house hide your water because he will drink ALL OF IT like he will not stop drinking water like omg. and also he talks very loud because he wants his presence to be known . hes nervous to eat food with dyes in it but he will still hit yardys. how does that make sense? i dont know but u shouldn't ask him cause hes the king. So if u meet him just dont be scared just trust the process. cause he has an exquisite personality that cannot be matched.
random person: hey why r u so handsome and awesome and cool
preston: im preston cass
random person: oh yeah that makes sense now
preston: im preston cass
random person: oh yeah that makes sense now
by ilovelife57 May 14, 2024
Get the Preston Cassmug. "Lets go to Prestons cock!"
"Um actually there is a seperator between let's and Preston's" 🤓
"Ok, let's go to Preston's cock!"
"Um actually there is a seperator between let's and Preston's" 🤓
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by Oyeoye March 16, 2024
Get the Preston's cockmug. .
by Abreathofaversaillian March 1, 2025
Get the Gossamer Are Jeffrey Preston Bezosmug. Amazing boy with brown hair, and gorgeous blue eyes. Incredibly Athletic. Not very book smart but has a lot of common sense. Amazingly good in bed.
Preston is so fine!
by soccerislyfe5789 March 29, 2017
Get the Prestonmug. Preston Baer is a way to say damn girl your choking on your dick but it's too big to suck or choke on
by PsychoticPJ November 10, 2019
Get the preston baermug. He's a blonde white kid with a chode and he's chav, also A furry that watches teen wolf and would do anything for a blunt and I mean anything 🍆🍑.
If your a preston your a fag
by ALL FACTS CJ December 12, 2018
Get the Prestonmug. The one guy who's always been there for you. Whenever you're sad, even if he doesn't know what's wrong, his smile can always cheer you up. He's definitely the sweetest, but he tends to be a prankster sometimes. He may be obsessed with a video game, but he always tries to put in sometime for you. He cares for everyone, it doesn't matter if they're any shape or size. The girls tend to fall for his dreamy blue eyes. You can stare into them for the rest of your life. His hair is normally swiped off to the side, making a bit of a curve. His smile just makes you want to stay for a while. He's everything you've hoped for. He's your everything.
Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about what Preston did?
Guy 2: Yeah, it was heroic, he saved Kambria's dogs life.
Guy 2: Yeah, it was heroic, he saved Kambria's dogs life.
by Aqua Marineee October 8, 2018
Get the Prestonmug.