Pokemon

Almost everybody says they hate pokemon, but the truth is that they love pokemon, but refuse to admit so that they dont look like a loser infront if his/her friends. One of the best games ever invented, until black and white came. Till the tv show made an appearance. Pokemon is so amazing at making money, because they can make 3 games exactly the same ( diamond pearl platinum) and the average person will but at least 2 of these games. Mystery dungeons explorers of ___ was amazing until the newest one released. Stop telling everyone you hate pokemon, stop saying pokemon sucks, just to make you look cool.best game ever. Hands down.

Group of cool kids: "Pokemon sucks.

2 hours later after they are home alone they are,all playing pokemon to afraid to admit it.

by DETROIT 8v92 April 7, 2016

Pokemon Faux

Someone with their phone out, but isn't playing Pokemon Go.

"Hey! Are you playing Pokemon Go?!"
"No man, Pokemon Faux. I'm just swiping on Tinder."

by itstrew July 14, 2016

Pokemon Liquid

A "Pokemon Liquid" is sweat, gas, and babies made while playing Pokemon GO

Man, Eli was working up some hard Pokemon Liquid looking for a Mewtwo.

by I Love Mixing Salad July 30, 2016

Pokémon Go!

The game that will cause all kids to kill themselves by jumping in front of cars to get pikachu.

Person: Jonah died yesterday playing in the parking lot.
Person 2: was there wifi?
Person: yes?
Person 2: must have been Pokémon Go!

by Raya Mcelreath December 23, 2016

Pokemon

The best franchise and game in the world. Pokemon is lit and better than everything else!

Gary sucks dick at Pokemon

by boroned May 29, 2018

Pokemob

A gathering of half-drunk half-stoned teenagers playing Pokemon Go in a public spot after hours, more often than not creating disturbances for the public.

Police dispatch: "Attention all units! A pokemob is in progress in 22 Square. Proceed with caution, I repeat, proceed with caution!"

Officer 1: "Fuck! Again?!"

Officer 2: "Let's roll. (thinking) I gotta catch that Squirtle!"

by Shadiac July 14, 2018

pokemongophile

An individual with a huge passion for Pokémon Go.

She’s such a pokemongophile, she plays at least four hours a day, EVERYDAY!!

by Don’t have one July 28, 2018