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Piss Positions

The third piss positions definition I wrote was going to be the last one, but boredom struck, so it's coming back.

I guess you could call this a sequel.

1. Fence
If you have a wooden fence that is impossible to see through, you could piss on that. Chainlink is out of the question (obviously). Because this is basically impossible without a schlong, I think most women won't be able to do this one.

2. Dog Piss
Lift one leg and piss. Women can probably do this, but I'm not sure.

3. Handstand
Piss while doing a handstand. Women can do this, as long as they know how to do a handstand.

4. Camping
There are plenty of ways to piss while camping. While this is preferably done alone, if the friends you bring are incredibly close and understanding, you're golden.

Some examples:

- on a tree (perhaps most obvious)
- in the snow (if camping in a snowy place/in the winter)
- from a tree
- in a field
- on each other (if y'all are into that shit i guess)

5. Piss Balloon
I know I mentioned this last time, but as it's getting warmer, this is worth considering.
Like all piss positions, and pissing in general, please make sure to stay out of sight of others. Please piss responsibly.
by TotallyTubularDude March 14, 2021
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Positive Space

is around someone that is happy
bob: go say hi to kt she has Positive Space it will make you happy
by student420365 February 22, 2010
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fecal position

boyfriend: whats the matter sweetheart, you seem tense and bound up over something
girlfriend: oh, I am! I am just so constipated.... and I just want to get it out
boyfriend: no problem - get set in the fecal position and be patient. think good thoughts, you'll be ok
by muffmirkin May 23, 2019
mugGet the fecal positionmug.

Slug position

When you're going to town with your girl and she lays on her belly as you give her penis from behind
I was tired of doggie style so we switched to a slug position
by SkyBor November 2, 2019
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HIT positive

A confirmed diagnosis of an individual that is strung out from prolonged drug use without eating or sleeping. Symptoms include, manic behaviors, unrealistic speculations, paranoia of being followed by federal agents, sickly physical appearance due to lack of nutrients, forgetfulness, pilfering through peoples belongings, carpet surfing, excessive and uncontrollable body movements, dilated pupils, etc.
by Lavid Lguyen January 12, 2018
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gay positioning

Originally an act of the gays, but other folks from the LGBT+ community can participate in this as well;
Gay positioning is the act of not sitting "properly" by the str8/straight people's standards, usually the gays are the ones who sit in very unconventional, and surprisingly comfy, position and it has become their trademark
Teacher: Feet flat on the floor, let's sit like normal humans this year.
Flan: *looks over*
Alex: *is balancing in some sort of spider-man pose on the chair aka gay positioning*
Flan: I-
Flan: Ah right, gay.
by confuqed July 15, 2020
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blizzard position

It's where the girl sticks her head in the freezer and the guy does her from behind.
I tried to do her in the blizzard position but she was still too cold from the hypothermia she incurred from donkey skiing.
by Dave wansted December 10, 2016
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