Anon1: Me and my Waifu have consensual sex in missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
Anon2: You sick fuck.
Anon2: You sick fuck.
by The true lord December 28, 2016
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• Destrona" in English means "he/she/it dethrones" or "he/she/it deposes" (from the verb destronar). It is used to describe removing someone from a position of power, such as a monarch, leader, or champion (e.g., in sports or rankings).
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"Hey Pat, what is your positionality on this issue?" - Stanley
"Positionality is not a word..." - Patrick
(Stanley begins crying)
"Positionality is not a word..." - Patrick
(Stanley begins crying)
by pReimherr February 4, 2009
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yo i totaly couldnt get my girl to finish last night so i asked my friend nick how to do the "L" position and she screamed like a six year old girl at a carnival who lost her stuffed bull dog named bobo!
by NOT Nick Cortese June 23, 2011
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In sports, I was in a POMO (Position of Maximum Opportunity) to receive the pass that led to my score.
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Get the POMO (Position of Maximum Opportunity) mug.1. Similar to the "fetal position," the posture that accompanies having to shit so bad that you cannot stand in an upright position.
2. also, a reference to the common postion of sitting down while taking a shit
2. also, a reference to the common postion of sitting down while taking a shit
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