poonison

Verb meaning to poop in unison. Used when referring to two or more dogs (or people or other animals, I suppose) poop at, or nearly, the same time.

I’m so glad my dogs went poonison this morning so I was able to use one bag to pick it all up.

by Christopher Dog Walken September 3, 2022

Pooning Out

When you and your Poonflip buddies start going insane, you are pooning out.

"Oh man I'm pooning out!"
"Quit pooning man!"

by Poonflip Follower December 18, 2022

Pooning Out

When you and your Poonflip buddies start going insane, you are pooning out.

"Oh man I'm pooning out!"
"Quit pooning man!"

by Poonflip Follower December 18, 2022

Poonis

The slang word given to the opening at the end of the alimentary canal through which solid waste matter leaves the body

This is the dogs penis and this is his poonis.

by Poonisinator February 13, 2023

Poonschwaggled

Finding out your female date is a biological man...you have been Poonschwaggled!

My date with Terry was going great until I found she was a biological man...she poonschwaggled me!

by Reverend Bad April 4, 2023

Poonch

The act of coitus. To fornicate. To have sex. To make-a-sexytime like Borat says.

When I get bail and finally get home, ffs, no bullshit homie, all she wants me to do is fold her in half and Poonch her in her Jeet with my weenuk / weenuck!

by Habeas Corpsus 204/431 July 18, 2024

Poonching

punching someones cat

i just got done poonching a very hairy pussy

by blocqnn November 7, 2023