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Poot

a very great snowman who likes computers and makes robots.
oh yeah jeff, he's a poot.
by tiltnexus April 18, 2018
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Poot

a very great snowman who likes to make robots.
oh yeah jeff, he's a poot.
by tiltnexus April 18, 2018
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granny poot

a granny poot is when your grandma (or any grandparent) farts really loud and doesn't say anything (and nobody reacts to it) because they're old and gassy.
johnny: did you hear pops fart at thanksgiving dinner?
samuel: yeah, it was one hell of a granny poot.
by survival of th beean October 30, 2018
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Pooted

by JoDamMammy February 25, 2019
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Poot

Handsome male with a very huge penis.
by pobando December 12, 2018
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Poot

That shitty white stuff that collects around the edge of your lips when you’ve taken too many drugs.
Look at Janet, she’s sniffed too much wonky bag and now has poot all around her lips.
by Drank_Lamphard June 26, 2018
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Poot

A gay mans fart that comes from butt sex instead of gas.
Damn Tom did you fart?

No I pooted, that sex was great!
by Baconator703 July 25, 2018
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