water treatment plant

Arbitrary buildings along your driving route that treat sewer water. These buildings are scapegoats for your nasty farts.
Jay passes a lot of water treatment plants while he’s driving bc he also passes a lot of gas.
Passenger: What’s that smell?
Jay: oh, that’s a water treatment plant right there!
by DoucheyMcDoucherson August 24, 2019
mugGet the water treatment plantmug.

Finnish Textile Plant

A person committing the act of a Finnish Textile Plant first punches his female victim in the gut, straight through to her ovaries, then jizzes directly in the hole thus ensuring pregnancy.
"We weren't sure if the mother was going to be able to live through the pregnancy after receiving the Finnish Textile Plant from her husband however we've realized the hole simplifies the birthday process."

-astounded medical professional

very similar to it's counterpart, the HTTP: Hyper Turkish Textile Plant
by TextileWorker September 25, 2011
mugGet the Finnish Textile Plantmug.

Sewage Treatment Plant

A popular venue under utilized by politicians where a whole city gathers constitutionally every day.
The Prime Minister will be speaking at the new Sewage Treatment Plant between 7am and 9am; a popular time of day when the majority of city residents sit down and share their collective opinions on the state of the union on paper.
by robloveboy December 16, 2012
mugGet the Sewage Treatment Plantmug.

chemical plant

Hey jim, Have you beaten Chemical plant? Cause I haven't.
by SkrrrrtGod June 24, 2017
mugGet the chemical plantmug.

pot plant

A fascinating object, often mixed up with an illegal substance. People with unatural relationships with these plants are call "dehctrophaeiliachs"

these un-natural relationships are similiar to that of the one between steve and a certain preist that will not be named
"what a lovely pot plant"
"dude, is that pot plant talking"
by brother to gf of stoner March 30, 2005
mugGet the pot plantmug.

Plant Dad

People who live in an actual jungle, most likely a democrat and gay. If they're British they'd vote for the Green Party. Some of them are phoney fakes tho, imagine have to get artificial plants instead of real ones 🤮
"omg look at my room, im literally a plant dad lol"
by not a plant dad December 6, 2021
mugGet the Plant Dadmug.

Water my plants

A term used in place of a sexual act so you can hide it from one's patents.
Hey Skylar, you wanna water my plants this weekend?
by SeymourButts96 October 3, 2016
mugGet the Water my plantsmug.

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