ping pong

the playing with balls on a table.....(punage)

A game that consists of a table, (around 7 foot in size) two small bats (usually inches in diameter) a small hollow white ball (plastic and nylon) and two players.
the score goes up to 21 (or 14 depends on how long you want to play for) and the only acception to this is when it is 20-20 (or 13-13) then it is the first person to win by 2 points.

there is also beer pong. which is much more fun but i cba to explain :)

dude! ping pong rules!

by lalalala, amy winehoose! January 17, 2009

Playing ping pong with the oblong

a technique of self induced pleasure where spanking to specific organs is part of the ritual

i was in the monestary, playing ping pong with the oblong

by the enibriated pidgeon liver March 29, 2003

ping

A signal that gay people get from their gaydars, that indicates their 'gayness' level.

OMG Kristen Stewart pings so bad! She's such a babydyke!

by HanaLeigh September 27, 2009

300 ping Biden

A term used to describe Joe biden when he has one of his demantia moments

Biden: "I'm running as a proud democrat for the senate"
Twitchchat: "300 ping biden"

by Ferskfitte October 17, 2020

Pingdogger

An individual who is regularly seen to be high on ecstacy. Not only being an avid user of the drug, they also have a tendency to be a complete dog. One is advised not to speak of or present a pill within the presence of said dog.

"You been on the dogs again?"
"Yeah mate, bloody love em"
"Fuck me, you're a pingdogger"

by Matt Erickson February 27, 2008

ping pong theorem

The act of shooting a ping pong ball out of the pussy of a woman at such a high speed it can rip through 15ft. thick steel. Here is the formula.

-d(a(du/dx) )/dx+(d^2(b*(du^2/dx^2) /dx^2))+co*u+c1*(du/dt)+c2* (du^2/dt^2)=f(x,t)
in (2A) = 2(sin A)(cos A) cos (2A) = cos2 A - sin2 A
cos (2A) = 1 - 2(sin2 A)
cos (2A) = 2(cos2 A) - 1 tan (2A) = (2 tan A) / (1 - tan2 A)g(x) = x3 + 1\15}f(x) = Rate of pureness.

Man #1:"Damn Chow-Ling shot that ping pong ball so far and fast!"
Man #2:"Fuck yeah she did, we'll need to use the ping pong theorem to figure out this one!"

Propz to paul*
you know who you are n3gro

by robbert muddafu(|<en drak3 April 9, 2008

Ding-Dong Ping-Pong

A male inserts one end of a drinking straw into his urethra. A second male inserts the other end of the drinking straw into his urethra. The two proceed to masturbate. Upon orgasm, the semen of the first male to climax flows through the straw and into the other man's urethra. The other man mimics this act, and shoots the previous seminal load, in addition to his own, back into the first man's urethra.

My wiener is really sore from playing Ding-Dong Ping-Pong all day yesterday.

by NutmegSals April 13, 2009