cell phone

small,electronic devices,once used for one's convenience,but now used by stupid-ass 5 yr olds who use it to look "cool"

when being used properly, everyone within earshot of the phone user hates him/her

Cell Phone-User: yeah...i kno,ill be home in a few minutes,if this lad ahead of me hurries the hell up!

Dude behind him:what a douche!

Women ahead of him: Go fuck yourself!

by DudeItsDerek December 28, 2005

potato phone

Any phone that isn't a smart phone

thing one "Reem hasn't posted much on Insta"
thing two "Yeah, it's because she's reverted to a potato phone"

by MichielloM June 8, 2016

Banana Phone

The song that gets stuck in your head, then your head explodes.

Oh GOD OH GOD ITS IN ME RUN IN CIRCLES.

by Matt Gualdarrama March 12, 2005

phone nazi

Bosses and places of work that monitor your phone times. Could also apply to significant others and family members.

"Sharon just told me to get off the phone. What a phone nazi!"

"You fucking phone nazi!"

by Lydia Shannon April 8, 2004

Phone Boning

When you leave the room to talk to your girlfriend on the phone so your friends can't see you being romantic.

Johny's friends made fun of him when his friends caught him phone boning with his girl.

by Cuzin' Pooh December 19, 2005

phone book

Verb: A child abuse strategy employing a phone book as a "protective" pad between the victim and a wrench. When used the phone book technique will result in severe internal injuries which don't photograph well, and are therefore less likely to be used against you in court. The over-all result is a more grievous and a more private injury.

I'm pretty drunk, but I still don't want to go back to jail. I guess I'll have to phone book my redheaded step kids.

by Stitecin and Kangarine October 30, 2006

Donut Phone

The most awesome phone in the world. It was made in the 70's by Western Electric and came in TouchTone and Rotary models. It can do anything. This phone has special powers. Much better than the crappy and generic phones made today

I was talking on my Donut Phone and then it game me magical powers.

by Donut Phone Masta December 16, 2008