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jonathan parker

by D STUDENTS May 28, 2018
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Parker Pratt

He is the definition of a gay lord. He smuggles 19 men in his house at once, and sucks their toe nails until its clean. Overall he's a communist that supports russia's views on how to take care of imepregnated cows and mother indians. FUcking bitch overall i love the shit he puts in my mouth omg, kiss my ass hairs and plunge them out with ur cheek bones!!!
Luke Level: DADDY PUT YOUR FINGER IN MY MOUTH AND PAINT MY DICKHOLE BLACK!

Parker Pratt: Hey dont worry, my cheekbones will do the job!
by Kian Sucka February 19, 2020
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Rhys Parker

by TruthSpeakerIsME October 19, 2022
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Battle of the Parkers

Nevermind the Battle of the Parkers happened again. We're all so fucking dead, it's up to the first name Parker.
Yo the Battle of the Parkers is getting kind of old.
by BattlerOfTheParkers June 3, 2023
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Parker’s Day

a carnival that’s not really a carnival where all the teens go to hangout because they have nothing else to do
John: You goin to Parker’s day tonight?

David: Nah fam that’s the wackiest carnival ever
by yoyrmom June 12, 2022
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Peter Parker

Person 1: "Omg, its Peter Parker!"
Person 2: "Who's that?"
by Itsbritneyb!tches April 1, 2022
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Battle of the Parkers

The Battle of Parkers happened yesterday kinda sucked. Middle name Parker easily one though.
The Battle of the Parkers kinda sucks huh.
by BattlerOfTheParkers June 3, 2023
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