Tobys fitness page

The strongest, hottest, sexiest, masculine, most ripped man in the gym. Tobys fitness page is the biggest sivkkvnt and has the determination of the Lord Jesus Christ. Anyone who hates on Tobys fitness page will suffer the wraith of his huge boulder shoulders and his insane calves

"Wow, have you been hitting the gym recent, you look like Tobys fitness page"

by calve consumer January 4, 2022

Last Page Spoiler

When you're 20-10 pages from finishing a book, and someone tells you a spoiler that makes not finish the book altogether.

Bobe: I'm so close to finishing the book
Jim: Are you at the part where the doge dies?
Bobe: Thanks for the last page spoiler, fuck you Jim.

by Thar Master March 3, 2016

Doing A Nathan Page

When you find out you can fly so you bust a nut in a plane engine causing it to crash into Minnesota

Person 1: My wife caught me doing a nathan page again!
Person 2: Didn't i tell you to wear a condom while wanking in front of a plane?

by Bigdaddyofdick October 4, 2020

Dexter Page-et

A black cat that plays mad libs for 6 hours at a time and plays pubg mobile in school

Dexter Page-Et is gay

by M.D.SHAF1 June 4, 2018

I’m eat the page

When you get red all over the page, there is only one thing to do. Eat page!!!!!!

“Yo bro did you see FINN last night? He was totally eating the page”

“Bro I’m eat the page ngl”

by The best in the world ever January 11, 2021

25 page test

When one picks up a book and reads the first twenty-five pages to discover whether it is any good.

Mom: What's ya readin'?
Me: Nothing actually, this stupid Dickens novel is still describing the wart on the bad guy's nose and I'm already on page 25.

Brother: Yeah, put that piece of pretentious shit down NAO! It has failed the 25 page test.

by BMDC September 15, 2010

One page relationship

A relationship that is so short you can see the beginning and end of it on one page of newsfeed on his/her Facebook

Boy 1: Man, they obviously weren't a very good couple, they were only together for like 2 days.
Boy 2: Yeah, they were definitely in a one page relationship

by ManOutsideYourWindow March 25, 2010