it says it in the name, its a poo in a roll. Sort of like a hot dog but instead of a sausage is a big, long, juicy poo. Is used as a insult.
by browwwnnnnn October 27, 2011
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by Dinger8525 January 1, 2012
Get the poo boner mug.When two people are poo shy, or incredibly gassy, and are both waiting for the other to vacate the restroom in order to obtain some privacy.
Jon: I had a poo-down yesterday with this guy who just wouldn't get up and leave. I waited there like ten minutes, but I won. He dropped no turds.
by Mr. Vincible March 10, 2009
Get the Poo-down mug.To implement a tactical poo so that people in the vicinity of the toilet are unaware you are doing a dirty horrible shit.
- Implemented primarily in restrooms and in toilets of new acquaintances.
- Implemented primarily in restrooms and in toilets of new acquaintances.
1. To cough loudly when the turd makes impact with the water in the toilet to disguise velocity, size and the sound of the crap.
2. To use air freshner post-turd.
3. To use the bathroom when minimal people are in the vicinity of the toilet.
4. To flush the turd and clean the toilet with the accompanying brush in the very same flush as to avoid the double flush rule. Failing this will gross people out--indefinately.
Dude, I don't know these people well enough to shit in their home. I need to implement some 'Poo tactics'.
2. To use air freshner post-turd.
3. To use the bathroom when minimal people are in the vicinity of the toilet.
4. To flush the turd and clean the toilet with the accompanying brush in the very same flush as to avoid the double flush rule. Failing this will gross people out--indefinately.
Dude, I don't know these people well enough to shit in their home. I need to implement some 'Poo tactics'.
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Get the Poo Rag mug.one who temporarily pauses the act of pooing as soon as another individual enters the bathroom, because they are self conscious of the farting or plopping noises they may make.
This usually results in the frustration of the second individual because they have to go but their presence is directly delaying the poo pausers pooing process. Known as poo pause syndrom or PPS
This usually results in the frustration of the second individual because they have to go but their presence is directly delaying the poo pausers pooing process. Known as poo pause syndrom or PPS
guy1: be right back gotta drop a deuce
guy2: aight
*guy1 comes back*
guy2: wow that was fast
guy1: friggin' poo pausers man, is there another washroom on this floor?
guy2: aight
*guy1 comes back*
guy2: wow that was fast
guy1: friggin' poo pausers man, is there another washroom on this floor?
by Jim Shorts IV March 24, 2009
Get the poo pauser mug.The bowl of clot-like chunks of turd and muddy water residing in a toilet bowl as a result of one's having a bad case of diarrhea. Other tastey additions sometimes include a urine broth, corn, chewing gum, coins, blood and the occational pube or asshair. T-paper my be added for texture and asthetic appeal. Season to taste.
I went into a public bathroom and some schmuck had left a bowl of poo stew. He even put some garnish on the walls and the back of the toilet.
by Man-O-Whore August 22, 2006
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