pokey bum fun

When your girlfriend is away for the night or has dumped you, you simply poke your own arse for pleasure.

gf: sorry, no can do.. im on my period

bf: cool, guess i'd better get the vaseline. Its pokey bum fun for me.

by Ryan J Gallagher December 16, 2008

pikeys

Knobheads

(see above)

by RD October 20, 2003

Pikeyphobia

an extreme fear of the tribe known as pikeys this form of scum live in small herds carring weapons and constantly moving they should be shot on sight if possible. this fear is perfectly normal if you live near a pack of these. just stay inside for a while or gather a mob and begin a territory war with these freeloading scumbags. i did this myself and now my garden is mine once more.

man with pikeyphobia:some pikeys moved in nearby

pikey basher:let me gather my deodorant and some water and theyll be gone by sundown

pikey basher2:ill go get my 9mm, time for some pikey bashing!!!!

by Jamie125 May 31, 2007

pikeys

joskins

you lot of dinlos are what a travler calls a joskin. so all you lot are is a lot of dinlo chaveys

by travlers not pikeys April 25, 2003

Pokey

A kid who lives in Wilbraham and enjoys cheeseburgers

Pokey you are one crazy bastard!!

by Lexington Big Dick December 28, 2005

pikesville

A suburb of BalCo (Baltimore county), Maryland that comprises of the zip codes 21208 and 21209 that is known for being Jew central of Maryland, and to its haters as "Kikesville". this place is filled with jewish schools, families who are made up of doctors, lawyers, engineers, and accountants. Due to this amount of wealth, they stick out like a sore thumb in the mediocre county that is BalCo.

Don't be jealous of the Pikesville kids, they just better with money than the rest of us.

by BalCo September 18, 2006

piked

stole used because pikeys do that a lot

someones piked my pen

by joe January 15, 2005