Northeastern Oregon

The best part of Eastern Oregon. It has Wallowa County, which is gorgeous.

I really want to visit Northeastern Oregon because of Wallowa County. That place looks incredible.

by AntiCircumcisionMan November 16, 2025

Southeastern Oregon

The emptiest area in Oregon with just desert and lonely roads. Also called the Oregon High Desert. Burns and Ontario are in those two big southeast counties, but they're in the northern part of those counties so they're not really in Southeastern Oregon.

Always make sure you have gas in your car before you drive off to the deserts of Southeastern Oregon. There's no civilization there. If you run out of gas, you're fucked.

Careful not to have car trouble there. Getting help will be very difficult to do so.

I want to visit the Alvord Desert and the Pillars of Rome, but the drive takes forever.

by AntiCircumcisionMan November 16, 2025

The Country of Oregon

Country off the coast of Oregon
Spoken language is “Organese”
Recognized as an official country in 1702

“You forgot about the country of Oregon!”

by Micheal Jackson man September 7, 2021

Cottage Grove Oregon

a small town full of trumpies. if you're not republican and over the age of 10, give up hope of making friends. there's almost nothing to do.

Kaelin: yea when my mom has custody of me i go to cottage grove oregon. i dont go to school there so its impossible to make friends.

Friend in dads town: ew that sucks:( get well soon

by pissingincups March 22, 2022

elgin, oregon

A little slice of Heaven hidden in the hills of NE Oregon.

People still live off their own sweat in Elgin, Oregon.

by Day Dream Acres July 2, 2017

La Grande, Oregon

A boring ass town in northeastern Oregon. There is absolutely nothing to do here except get drunk or high. La Grande High School fucking sucks and the people are assholes. There is a train yard in the middle of town that is noisy 24/7. If you live near it, good luck trying to sleep at night. There’s also EOU which is a college that’ll accept basically anyone, even if you’re a homeless crack addicted felon, they’ll accept you. People from California keep moving here for some idiotic reason. Overall, La Grande is a shitty ass town and i do NOT recommend moving here

Person 1: What should we do today?
Person 2: dude, we’re in La Grande, Oregon, there’s nothing to do
Person 1: okay, let’s just get high.

by EarnMyCrap February 16, 2026

California, Hawaii, Oregon and Washington

The worst states. I’m sorry but they are bad. I’m a Cajun and have no use for these people.

(Don’t worry, there are lots of things out there in this world with Suck.)

California, Hawaii, Oregon and Washington are full of morons

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 21, 2020