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A boring ass town in northeastern Oregon. There is absolutely nothing to do here except get drunk or high. La Grande High School fucking sucks and the people are assholes. There is a train yard in the middle of town that is noisy 24/7. If you live near it, good luck trying to sleep at night. There’s also EOU which is a college that’ll accept basically anyone, even if you’re a homeless crack addicted felon, they’ll accept you. People from California keep moving here for some idiotic reason. Overall, La Grande is a shitty ass town and i do NOT recommend moving here
Person 1: What should we do today?
Person 2: dude, we’re in La Grande, Oregon, there’s nothing to do
Person 1: okay, let’s just get high.
Person 2: dude, we’re in La Grande, Oregon, there’s nothing to do
Person 1: okay, let’s just get high.
by EarnMyCrap February 16, 2026
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