Orally Challenged

This is when you are beyond autistic to the point in which you cannot speak. People who are orally challenged tend to lick their shoulders and spunk fairly often.

Yo dude you are so orally challenged

by Yung shovel cock May 31, 2018

Golden Oral

A blowjob from someone who hasn’t brushed their teeth in 24 hours or longer.

Did you hear that Johnny got golden oral from a homeless woman the other day?

by Goob the cat August 1, 2021

oral historian

A person who either researches the early beginnings of the practice of fellatio. or documents the quantity/quality of lips/tongue-pleasuring experienced/given by a certain person or group.

As much fooling around as Wee-wee Willie Wankie and Monica Blewinsky engaged in --- both with each other and separately with other folks in the D.C. area --- an oral historian could almost make an entire lifelong career out of putting down on paper the lurid/sordid details of the various trysts of just these two individuals alone!

by QuacksO August 7, 2019

Oral contract

When your gf/wife promises you a bj.

Not fair...we had an oral contract.

by braziliancarwash February 13, 2012

no oral october

girls can’t give boys brain and boys can’t give girls head for the whole of october

boy 1 : that girl is a hoe
boy 2 : yea she’s failing no oral october

by imnewherelolz September 26, 2020

Knotty Oral

Knotty Oral

When a bearded individual performs oral on a particularly bushed flangal area of a hairy lady with velcrous outcome: Knotty oral

by gaymicheal 69 July 21, 2020

orally inclined

-Prefers giving AND getting oral sex opposed to intercourse.

-Either is more interested in, gets more pleasure from, or is much more exprienced at mouth stimulation.

You're not orally inclined? Why do they still make you?

~That was great eating.~
But of course. I'm orally inclined.

-Whatever happened to |a feminine name here|?

We didn't work out. She wouldn't BBBJCIM but I would always DATY.
-So you weren't orally inclined?

No, we weren't orally aligned.

(Both laugh...)

by RedBeardedOne May 31, 2016