Golden Oral

A blowjob from someone who hasn’t brushed their teeth in 24 hours or longer.

Did you hear that Johnny got golden oral from a homeless woman the other day?

by Goob the cat August 1, 2021

Oral contract

When your gf/wife promises you a bj.

Not fair...we had an oral contract.

by braziliancarwash February 13, 2012

Oral Hygenist

One who probes all gaps and corners of the inside of a sex partner's mouth with his tool.

"Dude, do you remember that girl I picked up the other night? I went all oral hygenist on her."

by DL & CP for UD July 22, 2014

Orally Challenged

This is when you are beyond autistic to the point in which you cannot speak. People who are orally challenged tend to lick their shoulders and spunk fairly often.

Yo dude you are so orally challenged

by Yung shovel cock May 31, 2018

orally obligated

An obligation arising out of considerations of right and wrong. When not giving a head would be considered morally offensive.

Because Ryan had to listen to Jen bitch about her problems all night he knew she would become orally obligated to suck his cock.

by PABLOW FRESHCOBAR February 17, 2019

oral historian

A person who either researches the early beginnings of the practice of fellatio. or documents the quantity/quality of lips/tongue-pleasuring experienced/given by a certain person or group.

As much fooling around as Wee-wee Willie Wankie and Monica Blewinsky engaged in --- both with each other and separately with other folks in the D.C. area --- an oral historian could almost make an entire lifelong career out of putting down on paper the lurid/sordid details of the various trysts of just these two individuals alone!

by QuacksO August 7, 2019

orally inclined

-Prefers giving AND getting oral sex opposed to intercourse.

-Either is more interested in, gets more pleasure from, or is much more exprienced at mouth stimulation.

You're not orally inclined? Why do they still make you?

~That was great eating.~
But of course. I'm orally inclined.

-Whatever happened to |a feminine name here|?

We didn't work out. She wouldn't BBBJCIM but I would always DATY.
-So you weren't orally inclined?

No, we weren't orally aligned.

(Both laugh...)

by RedBeardedOne May 31, 2016