Tend to my crops

A mock-authoritative phrase used to degrade or assert dominance in a medieval or fantasy roleplay setting. Often said to a person of color when they’re misbehaving. Meant to be exaggerated and dramatic, not taken seriously.

Quandairus stop pestering the women and tend to my crops

by ANDREWTHEFALLEN July 11, 2025

Crop Rotation

The act of giving some 11/10 head. You just be tossin and turnin yo dome.

I’ve never had a bitch suck my dick like that. She was givin’ me some mean Crop Rotation.

by bryguy0212 October 13, 2020

Crop Dusting

Crushing a cheeto-puff in your butthole and brapping out the dust

Dayuuuummm, I was gonna snort a line of cheeto dust, but Jenice went crazy started crop dusting

by xXwienerWackerXx May 11, 2020

Crop Circle

Shaved pubic area on an otherwise very hairy man

When she removes his shirt she thought of the hairy man “perhaps he is a primate.,” but once his pants came off and revealed a carefully shaven bush she said “no primate would take the time to make that glorious crop circle.”

by Breezewardlycos November 6, 2021

crop liver

Someone who makes a stupid/silly mistake or typo. Comes from the pet site Neopets.

He is total crop liver.

by HCer February 25, 2010

crop dusting

Farting while walking. Usually to avoid blame. Since walking creates a substantial pocket of air to in your wake, it also helps to wave your hand in front of your anus to allow the fart to escape this vortex.

While on my way to the bathroom, I was almost caught crop dusting the office. To dissipate the smell, I causally waved my hand in front of my anus to allow the fart to escape the vortex.

by jawz101 February 5, 2019

miku crops

A TikTok creator (@mikucrops) who gained popularity by cropping low quality memes and putting a blue background with Hatsune Miku In it.

"hey, where did you find that video?"
"I found it on miku crops"

by cowboypiss69 June 15, 2023