October 14th

Lap dance day! Give that lucky man the best ride of his life!

Hey man, you hear about October 14th, lap dance day?

by Jake packer October 13, 2019

October 18

On October 18 you have to kiss your bestfriend on the lips because it’s on a Friday

Bro it’s October 18

by crackhead🥵💕. October 15, 2019

October 19

Hit a girl on the butt

Hand + butt = october 19

by God+king October 16, 2019

October 17

kiss your homies day

man: did you kiss your homies yet? its october 17

by iwanttokissmyhomies October 16, 2019

October 17

Become your crushes boyfriend/girlfriend day!

Get your crush on October 17

by #happylife! October 16, 2019

october 18

national slap a hoe day
slap a hoe, any hoe, just pick one

jerald:*slaps hoe*
hoe: why did you do that
jerald: it’s october 18th

by skeeter 🦟 October 17, 2019

October 19

National yeet your baby day. It's ok if they die it's a holiday.

Wife: "Man I really don't want this cheap ass baby, "
Husband: "Don't worry honey its almost October 19,"

by Isosheper October 18, 2019